As regular readers well know, I love a bit of kitsch and tack. Welcome to a pictorial guide to some of my less tasteful wardrobial items. Don't worry, I don't dress like this all the time. Just most of it.
|So impractical, but that's what|
listening to Ziggy Stardust on the way from work makes you do...
|Marple slutty suspect/victim? Jeeves and Wooster unsuitable wife?|
If I wear this will His Lordship 'get his hand caught in a machine?'
(sorry, English teacher joke)
|Even little grippy monkey toy hides his face in shame.|
|Oh, the 80s humanity. Even I only wear this one indoors.|
|Cause your taste is venomous poison waa waa waa you're poison running through my wardrobe!|
|Wear these ladies and tell people you used to work in 'performing arts'.|
I coached community theatre, mkay? Sheesh what were you thinking...
|...and why yes we did do a panto, thanks for asking.|
Hang on..why d'you ask..?
Mwa Mwa, air kisses and all that. And if you can't be a rich bitch, be a kitsch bitch!